Palin is blaming Bush for her defeat in the election. Since she's back in the news, I decided to seize the opportunity to make fun of her some more. Apparently, courtesy of the Daily Show tonight, "Yo Mama" jokes are out, and "Sarah Palin" jokes are in. The fun started because she didn't know Africa was a continent; now we can get as creative as "Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks 'soymilk' is Spanish for 'I am milk.'" "Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks billboards are postcards from giants." "She's so dumb, she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown."
To which Jon Stewart wittily replied, "Oh snap!"
Your turn! Come up with the best Sarah Palin jokes you can and post them here as comments.
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Cheeto pa-pow
Sarah Palin can see Santa from her backyard.
To be fair to Sarah Palin, it is hard to see Africa from Alaska.
Sarah Palin is so dumb, her first complete sentence will be a Troopergate conviction.
Sarah Palin's words make more sense after Joe's six-pack.
After all that debate prep, Palin now knows all three branches of government.
Palin is so dumb she thinks you can shoot a bear market.
Palin says everyone knows marriage isn't for gay people; it's for pregnant teenagers.
Palin was disappointed to learn that in South America, Chile only comes in a Bolivia.
Palin is so pro-abstinence, she tried to get McCain to throw away all of his condominiums.
After months of campaigning, Sarah Palin was delighted to learn that the VP's job is actually just to shoot people.
YIHUW!
I believe the best Sarah Palin joke is herself! What an adorable moron:
http://www.oneweeklygun.com/2008/09/week-28-sarah-palin-hockey-mom-and-pitbull/
OWG
greenhattedamigo is writing an essay on the Socia...
If you get a chance will you make FB flair for the "I am Milk" one Ice?
I don't have the right software on my computer to do it, I don't think.
That's excellent.
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Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
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IceCreamYou thinks it's a good thing so many...
I just did, and sent it to you.
But it's really easy on Windows - just use Paint, it's built in. Not sure what the Mac and Linux equivalents are. If you want to get complicated, Google "GIMP."
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Herkron keeps hatin'
She came out and said many of these things from anonymous sources in the McCain (mcfail) camp are lies... so lets see how this turns out...
I really doubt she could conduct herself at all if many of these things are true (mostly just the Africa issue)
But I am not going to lie... true or not they are all funny. Whatever it takes to keep her from running again!
greenhattedamigo is writing an essay on the Socia...
I just did, and sent it to you.
But it's really easy on Windows - just use Paint, it's built in. Not sure what the Mac and Linux equivalents are. If you want to get complicated, Google "GIMP."
Huh, when I tried to upload a photo all sorts my computer freaked out. I'll try it again though. I'll make flair that says, "I can make Flair!"
Thanks though. I love it man. That's REALLY funny.
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Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
--Ambrose Bierce--
Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
--USMC Rules for Gunfighting--
IceCreamYou thinks it's a good thing so many...
Huh, when I tried to upload a photo all sorts my computer freaked out. I'll try it again though. I'll make flair that says, "I can make Flair!"
Thanks though. I love it man. That's REALLY funny.
No problem.
Make sure the image has a .jpg, .jpeg, .gif, or .png extension before you try to upload it. Paint saves in .bmp by default and GIMP saves in .xcf.
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Sunshine has his eyes on the prize
I recomend you all download Sarah Palin (I wanna lay pipe) by John Brown. It came out only a couple weeks after she was named and its hilarious.
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